Dwight K. Schrute for Lackawanna County Sheriff

"The highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others; supreme."

Reasons to Vote for Dwight K. Schrute:

Dwight K. Schrute, Volunteer Sheriff Deputy(former)

The Volunteer Sheriff's Department has been MISMANAGED for years.

Due to the malfeasance of a certain former regional manager, I was forced to step down as a Volunteer Sheriff Deputy. During my tenure with the department, I was often accused, without proof, of conducting unauthorized investigations and abuse of power. Nothing could be further from the truth. I only wish to seek justice for those who are weak and powerless.

Dwight K. Schrute, Owner of Schrute Farms(left) and Mose Schrute(right)

I intend to convert my 60 acre beet farm into a work-camp for vagrants and/or juvenile delinquents.

I believe the disappearance of corporal punishment and "club-fed" like prisons has led to the downfall of this country. I intend to rectify this by opening the "Dwight K. Schrute Work Farm for the Criminally Deranged". No more cozy jails with indoor plumbing for these vagabonds. They get beets and tears.

Triggered Feminist(left) and Dwight K. Schrute(right)

My alpha-male energy will scare so called "peaceful protesters" into submission.

As the Assistant [to the] Regional Manager of a mid-cap regional paper-and office-supply distributor, I dedicated my career to mentoring junior salesmen into sales machines. As your Lackawanna County Sheriff, I will bring that enthusiasm to bring LAW & ORDER to the great citizens and crush FREE SPEECH for radicals who dare speak against me.

Black Belt Senpai Dwight K. Schrute

Expert paintball marksman, survivalist, and black belt in "Gōjū-ryū" Karate.

Although I don't have any formal law enforcement training, I believe the rest of my qualifications speak for themselves. I am skilled in the art of "Gōjū-ryū" Karate and the usage of various forms of non-lethal weaponry. I have made several apocalyptic contingency plans and have hid weapons in strategic places all over the county in case of emergency.